The Precious Plums | Blue Plaid Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear algoliaCollectionLimitChristmas the Creamy Trees would be

the Creamy Trees would be on the cover because cash rules everything around them and creamy trees rule everything around Christmas

Our gift to you this Xmas

Whether you're at your hometown dive bar

but who knew all these fruits could be so coochie-adjacent

You are in the business of protecting your most valuable assets

The Precious Plums | Blue Plaid Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear algoliaCollectionLimitChristmas the Creamy Trees would beIm taking a poll: Does this Ball Hammock Pouch Trunks Underwear look more purple to you or more blue? Im on team blue, but my co worker who named this pair The Precious Plums is clearly on team purple. Fortunately, both of us think the dark stripes are black, so at least thats something.